April 2011
March 2011
i’m gonna walk down the aisle like
and i’ll be all like
my future hubby is gonna be standing there waiting for me like
we’re gonna say our vows, and be all like
then we’re gonna go to the reception and party
then go to our hotel room and bang
then live happily every after
but for now, I’ll be on Tumblr
At first I’m sitting down in my chair like,
Then I really start to feel the music, and I’m like,
Then next thing you know, I’m getting down like,
Now it’s just a mother fucking party.
HAHHAHHA. the 3rd gif! how can you not reblog.
Expectations:
Monday
Tuesday
Wednesday
Thursday
Friday
Saturday
Sunday
Reality:
Monday
Tuesday
Wednesday
Thursday
Friday
Friday
Saturday
Sunday
You’re like:
Everyone else is like:
aww thanxx =]
You approach your mom like:
And she looks at you like:
And you show it to her with a smile:
Then shes all like:
And you look at her like:
And shes like:
And when she says “Yes” you’re like:
Of course you do, I’m fucking perfect.
Your fave can’t even do that when they’re HEALTHY.
At first you’re like..
then they start going thru your pictures & you’re like…
Too. Late. Bitches.
ughhhh :)













































